Jerry, you need to find god
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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