He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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