Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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