rhymes with "ouble enetration"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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