i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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