I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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