He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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