So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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