Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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