so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
