we're blogging at a bar
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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