....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
