I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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