blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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