You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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