that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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