There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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