zippers are such a cool invention
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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