69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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