I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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