Don't you send me to vm
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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