Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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