wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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