Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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