My nipple is on Facebook.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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