Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
