doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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