It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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