we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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