Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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