just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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