She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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