Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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