I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
