I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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