IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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