I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
