so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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