I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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