Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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