jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Enjoy the penises
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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