It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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