BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She told me I should be a condom model.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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