The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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