she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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