That's intense
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
4 words: hood of his car
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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