We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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