The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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