I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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