Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This is the high leading the old right now
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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