Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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