return my video game
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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